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teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

When I’m in a video meeting with someone I don’t like, I cover their face on my screen with a sticky note so I don’t have to look at them. And I know it doesn’t address the core of the issue, but it works for me

See the thing about unpleasant feelings is that they aren’t a problem unless they affect shit, so if say, Karl in R&D has such a stupid vacant expression on his dumb shit fuck face all the damn time that it fills me with the irrational urge to shriek like a howler monkey defending my hard-earned primo monkey real estate from rival monkey invaders whenever I look at him for too long- like, that’s obviously not ideal, but if I can essentially put a paper bag over his head and pretend he isn’t there and suddenly *not* desire violence, then he never needs to know, right? then it’s not a problem at all, really, if you think about it

What I’m saying is that sometimes u are a pigeon and u must put a blanket over your enclosure

galahadiant:

glyphsmash:

my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us … every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices šŸ™„

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bnprime:
“thursdayplaid:
“katy-l-wood:
“ rainbow-squirrels-7:
“  Laika: 1954-1957
Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019
”
I THOUGHT I WAS DONE BEING HURT BY THIS BUT NOPE. I WAS WRONG.
”
the idea behind a grim (a big friendly ghost dog) is that because the...

bnprime:

thursdayplaid:

katy-l-wood:

rainbow-squirrels-7:

Laika: 1954-1957

Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019

I THOUGHT I WAS DONE BEING HURT BY THIS BUT NOPE. I WAS WRONG.

the idea behind a grim (a big friendly ghost dog) is that because the first soul buried in a burial yard would be its guardian they would bury a Very Good Boy there first so a human wouldn’t be stuck at the gate so to speak. so in that way Laika is continuing an ancient tradition of a guardian spirit protecting the souls of everyone who passes after her.

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isnt-it-pretty:

puddleofchaos:

stardustjessietalks:

assignedmale:

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that’s a thing in america ?????

hey so idk where in the world you are but i just wanted to point out this is actually true in many countries. i know it is in germany, and in the notes i saw someone mention the UK. these are definitely not the only ones, so for once this is actually not a ā€œUS problemā€ i’m afraid 😬

Canada, US, UK, Australia, Germany-

This is a global problem that often goes ignored.

digitaldiscipline:

dancing-coyote:

ilraksroost:

thunderheadfred:

ilraksroost:

my-pansexualmess:

thunderheadfred:

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit.
he is also VERY, VERY DUMBĀ 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like,Ā ā€œBarold, what’s wrong?ā€

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozesĀ onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy.Ā this itty bitty kitty boy.Ā 

he couldn’t see or hear us for tenĀ continuous seconds,Ā forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post

I want this cat to be named Barold Bluejeans so bad

Good news!

That is exactly his name!

Here is Barold Bluejeans in a bathtub!

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The best news ever!!!!!😻😻😻

He’s an orange, that explains everything.

You can hear the dial tone in that gaze.

theimpossiblescheme:

libertarirynn:

libertypical:

cisnowflake:

theambassadorposts:

*pretends to be shocked*

Who

The FUCK

CARES?!

they deliberately left out Danny Glover, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey and forgot to mention that Sandra Bullock and Jeff Goldblum have Jewish heritage

In a story important to Jews and Christians, they hired Jews and Christians

Also completely left out Ofra Haza who played Moses’ mother and is legit 100% Israeli.

You guys are fucking exhausting.

The Prince of Egypt: *consults with countless scholars from all three Abrahamic religions to make sure they were telling the story correctly, hires notable black and Jewish talent for the voice cast, taps the guy who played Coalhouse Motherfluffing Walker in “Ragtime” (a show all about racial tensions in America) on Broadway to sing one of the film’s most beautiful songs, taps the same Israeli singer to reprise her role as Yochaved in almost every foreign dub of the film, and is generally much more respectful to its source than any live-action Biblical epic released in the past fifty years*

Tumblr: “But why are there white people???????”

boyakishantriage:

The human bashed her head against the table. Loudly, raising it, she looked at the delegate.

“y'all have been doing back and forth for. THREE. MOTHERFUCKING. HOURS. So let me streamline this.”

She clapped her hands at a random person.

“Who the fuck are you?”

“I- How dare-”


“Shut the fuck up. Shhhh. Shut the fuck up. Who the fuck are you.”


“… Lovesta.”


“great. Amazing. Why the fuck are you important?”

“… Do you even-”

“shhh. Shut the fuck up. Shhhh. Shut up. Why. The fuck. Are you. Important?”


“… Because I am the delegate for-”

“shhhh. Shut. Explain. Simple words.”

“… I own a massive company.”

“great. See how hard that was. You and to use two brain cells. Now. What the fuck do you want?”

“… I would like the workers to work.”

“great. Amazing sweetheart. Now you.”

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081:

i just saw a trans dude like My Age say some shit like “im a trans man and im bisexual so theoretically i could date women but then i would be subjecting them to having to date a man and i dong want anyone to suffer that much” and ive seen so many similar videos on my fyp from trans boys so if ur a trans boy reading this i love u its okay to be a man. ur not a monster ur great transitioning wont make you abusive or anything i promise its okay to be a man

“Being a man makes you Contaminated In Some Way and women having romantic contact with men are Suffering” is radfem koolaid.

fembutchboygirl:
“rotsuko:
“is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
”
How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes
”

fembutchboygirl:

rotsuko:

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes